Gnomes Are Real!
For centuries, gnomes have been living side by side with humans, protecting and tending to their gardens. Gnomes ask for little in return for the luck and support they provide. They may occasionally sneak into the kitchen to nibble on a crumb of bread or morsel of cheese, but for the most part they are quiet and docile.
After centuries of peace and quiet, however, the Gnoman race is craving adventure and excitement. Gnomes long to travel, meet new people and experience the world firsthand. They are jovial and fun-loving, and tend to sing, dance and hit on fairies after a few beers.
Our mission is to liberate gnomes from their humble garden dwellings, take them out into the world and show them a good time.
